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[smithandwesson]

""................This is Sanzo.

Leave a message I guess."

*beep*

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[smithandwesson]

... No. I'm good. Besides, you said you didn't wish to wake him.]

[... Perhaps he should go make a visit up to Thessa Station later today... It has been a while.]

[poolhall_killer]

Very well. I'll take more when he's awake and climbing around. Perhaps some video too.

[He kind of likes this weird ancient physical camera phone. Makes it easier to look at old photos and video.]

[smithandwesson]

AKA you're still going to spam me.

But later.

[Ancient huh? Back where he's from cell phones were a just barely formed new technology. And then the world went to hell and barely anyone had them. But at least he knows enough to use them?

This one's just super fancy.

You don't even have to press the buttons lots of times...]

Did I accidentally subscribe to the weekly 'tiny-monkey entertainment hour' or something?

[poolhall_killer]

Only if you want me to continue. If you don't wish to see them, I won't send them.

[smithandwesson]

....

Whatever. It's not as if I'm one to dictate your life and what you wish to do. And I suppose this is better than some other sort of random solicitation.

[He's not enjoying it. He's just tolerating it. That's all.]

[poolhall_killer]

Be that as it may, I don't want to bother someone either. The initial photo was sent on accident, after all.

[smithandwesson]

Well if you feel like you are that much of a nuisance you can stop I suppose.

[Ahhh! What sort of passive aggressive manipulation tactic is this!? Why are you trying to get him to admit to liking these pictures!?]

[poolhall_killer]

Then I will cease sending them.

I'm sorry to have bothered you.

[smithandwesson]

Sure. Can't stop you, so whatever.

Although I demand compensation for my wasted time.

[Might as well have some fun if Venoms suddenly going to act all apologetic out of nowhere.]

[poolhall_killer]

What kind of compensation do you require?

[he has a slowly developing sense of humor, Sanzo. Please bear with him.]

[smithandwesson]

['Hue-more?' What is this hue-more you speak of? Surely Sanzo has never heard of such a thing before in his life.]

Lets see...

Considering the amount of my time that has been wasted, let's say-- One Free Dinner.

Nothing cheap either.

[How did he keep managing to get food out of people these ways. If he keeps bartering he may never have to pay for groceries ever again.]

[poolhall_killer]

Very well. Name the restaurant and I'll buy your dinner there.

[Venom doesn't see the problem as he did waste Sanzo's time. May as well pay him back.]

[smithandwesson]

Hmm. There has been a place next to the Altar of Volkra over here in Wyver I've been meaning to try now. Supposedly their food is a delicacy here. Never had the time or the free change to go through...

[poolhall_killer]

Then I will make arrangements with them as necessary. Don't worry. You shall be well fed.

[smithandwesson]

Perfect. Then it is set.

You better live up to your promise now, you hear?

[poolhall_killer]

I will.

When you're ready, I'll contact the restaurant and have it arranged.

[Why does Venom sound like he's conducting a hit as opposed to restaurant reservations?]

[smithandwesson]

Perfect. I'll contact you directly when I'm ready. Just be sure to give me a heads up when you're in the country as I know you are still residing over in Olympia.

[Whatever weird tone this conversation is taking Sanzo is 100% going along with it.]

[poolhall_killer]

I will. And I'll let you know if the Wyver guards decide to give me a hard time.

[he's not sure how "he's here for dinner" will go over with them]

[smithandwesson]

Eh. If they do just call me over.

I'll make sure they regret hassling the guest of 'An Important Wyvrn Hero'.

[Because this is the best use of his title.]

[poolhall_killer]

I appreciate the sentiment, Sanzo.

I'll even bring my Pepper for good measure.

[smithandwesson]

... Must you bring it? Really?

[Bring it.]

[poolhall_killer]

[oh he will]

Well I would like to socialize him a little more. And he's well-behaved. He won't steal your food or anything.

[smithandwesson]

So you say.

But I still don't trust it.

[He'll believe it when he see's it.]

[poolhall_killer]

And you will see it first-hand. I'll even let you feed him, provided it's fruit.

[smithandwesson]

And smell like monkey-ass all day? No thanks. I'm content knowing that he won't be jumping onto my plate after you spend all that money on me.