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[smithandwesson]

""................This is Sanzo.

Leave a message I guess."

*beep*

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[smithandwesson]

Eh. If they do just call me over.

I'll make sure they regret hassling the guest of 'An Important Wyvrn Hero'.

[Because this is the best use of his title.]

[poolhall_killer]

I appreciate the sentiment, Sanzo.

I'll even bring my Pepper for good measure.

[smithandwesson]

... Must you bring it? Really?

[Bring it.]

[poolhall_killer]

[oh he will]

Well I would like to socialize him a little more. And he's well-behaved. He won't steal your food or anything.

[smithandwesson]

So you say.

But I still don't trust it.

[He'll believe it when he see's it.]

[poolhall_killer]

And you will see it first-hand. I'll even let you feed him, provided it's fruit.

[smithandwesson]

And smell like monkey-ass all day? No thanks. I'm content knowing that he won't be jumping onto my plate after you spend all that money on me.

[poolhall_killer]

He's not large enough to cause you to smell like monkey all day. He fits in the palm of my hand.

[smithandwesson]

... He's really that small?]

[He knew apes got small... But that small?]

[poolhall_killer]

He's very small. He's what they call a pygmy marmoset, I believe. One of the smallest monkey breeds of all.

Since you're no longer in game you don't have to respond to this. I just like the monkey talk~

[smithandwesson]

... Didn't realize chimps turned out that small.

What the hell keeps it from being prey out in the wilderness? Doubt something that small can defend itself from larger predators...

b-but monkey talk...

[poolhall_killer]

I'm sure they're kept in check by predators. Or they've developed other ways to deter being eaten.

And I read that they're very territorial. Perhaps they're fierce fighters.

Go figure they've finally found some common ground~

[smithandwesson]

Something that small?
Seriously?

[Considering the size of the monkey that used to follow you around all the time. Is it really that hard to understand Sanzo?]

I doubt they'd be able to do much of anything to something like a tiger or bear.
They probably just hang out far up in the trees for protection or something.

[poolhall_killer]

I think his neutral colouring helps too. He can blend in with trees and such. I know he likes to hide in some of my taller plants.

[smithandwesson]

Huh. Monkey games huh?

You ever think you lost him when he was pulling off shit like that?

[poolhall_killer]

There were times that I did fear I lost him, but then I called out and he came up to me within seconds. I guess he didn't want me to worry about him.

[smithandwesson]

....Huh.

Smart monkey.

[He's actually genuinely surprised with that bit.]

[poolhall_killer]

I like to think he's a very smart monkey.

[when he's not falling in the fruit basket and then trying to look cute]

[smithandwesson]

I can assure you. There is no such thing as a 'smart monkey'.

[Witty monkey, maybe. Cheeky monkey? Definitely.]

[poolhall_killer]

But you just called my monkey smart. And I completely agree.

[Don't make him send you more pictures, Sanzo. He will do it.]

[smithandwesson]

Ah. Sorry. Let me reword that.

He's smart for a monkey.

[Don't you dare.]

[poolhall_killer]

[huff]

I feel you were correct the first time. He's a very smart boy.

[attachment. sorry sanzo]

[smithandwesson]

... His head looks too big for his face.

[Bet its in more fluff than it is brains.... Soft soft fluff.]

[poolhall_killer]

That's because he's very fluffy. It's not nearly that big after he's had his bath.

[smithandwesson]

So you're saying he looks more like a sad rat when he's wet.

That's an image I needed.

[He can't imagine the scent of a wet monkey being a particularly good smell.]