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[smithandwesson]

""................This is Sanzo.

Leave a message I guess."

*beep*

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[poolhall_killer]

Oh? You have a monkey companion as well?

[smithandwesson]

........................... No.

[You saw nothing. He has not claimed any such thing. No way.]

[poolhall_killer]

Oh. All right.

[What a strange monk. Venom could have sworn Sanzo was going to reveal that he had a monkey at some point. He seems to know a lot about them.]

[smithandwesson]

[You have no idea Venom.]

....

[... Damn it.]

Looked after a kid who pretty much acted like a damn feral monkey though. That and there were tons of the things around the temples I looked after.

[poolhall_killer]

Ah. So you have experience with them. If you have any wisdom to share, whether it be now or later, don't hesitate to contact me. I could use the help.

[smithandwesson]

Well it ain't like I have kept any as a goddamn pet. The ones around the temple were all feral and the kid was still at least house-trained..... I think.

[He hopes.

At least, he never had to deal with that sort of mess yet.]

[poolhall_killer]

The kid? Was there a monkey that was closer to you than the feral ones?

[He imagines Sanzo with a small monkey much like Pepper whom he regards with more affection than the others.]

[smithandwesson]

... I suppose. Although it wasn't really as if I chose to take him in or anything like that. He just sort of started following me one day and never really left.

What I get for feeding wild beasts I guess.

[poolhall_killer]

I didn't know you had a soft spot for animals, much less monkeys.

[and as an added treat, have another pic, Sanzo]

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[smithandwesson]

I absolutely and most certainly do not.

[Shut up. You know nothing.]

[poolhall_killer]

Of course you don't.

[he's onto you, Sanzo]

[smithandwesson]

What? You got something to say about it?

[Don't make him fight you over it. He will do it.]

[poolhall_killer]

It's clear you do, or at the very least you've spent a considerable amount of time with them.

[monkey knife fight?]

[smithandwesson]

[I mean, it's not like Venom was wrong.]

<font face="courier new>... Far too much so for my liking.</font>

[poolhall_killer]

Does being around animals upset you? Or perhaps it's more certain animals?

[Maybe his marmoset spam upset Sanzo, even the unintentional first one....?]

oh boy look at that html mess up there, whoops

[smithandwesson]

Animals don't bother me. I just think that properly untrained ones can be annoying. Can't be upset about something for simply existing.

[poolhall_killer]

I believe I understand, now.

Either way, I do appreciate you talking with me despite the initial misfire. I feel I've learned much about monkeys.

[smithandwesson]

Of course.

..... If you have any problems or questions I'm sure I'll probably be able to answer them for you.

[Ah, so he finally admits to his knowledge in the matter.]

[poolhall_killer]

Thank you. I certainly appreciate the kind offer.

[No joke, Venom's rather impressed that Sanzo would offer such a thing]

[smithandwesson]

[What? He can be a good person when he wants to be. Life would be boring if he was just mean to everyone all the time.]

Don't mention it.

[poolhall_killer]

[And for one final bit, have a pic]

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[smithandwesson]

[You know what? For once he was going to accept it without complaint. Thanks Venom.

...... The tiny thing did look kind of cute here. Not that he would ever admit it out loud.]