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[smithandwesson]

""................This is Sanzo.

Leave a message I guess."

*beep*

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[beatupgrass]

I dunno. She dresses like a fancy hooker. And she's got these huge frickin' sleeves that ain't the least bit practical.

[also I guess she's more brunette than blonde, but whatever. Rocket wasn't paying that much attention.]

[smithandwesson]

[... Fancy sleeves huh?]

Did she have this ridiculously ornate crown on her head? And was she ditzy and bubbly as fuck? Kind of obnoxiously flirtatious and showed more skin than any real fucking priest would dare to?

[beatupgrass]

Yeah! Yeah, that was her!

[smithandwesson]

Right.

I've met her but didn't think she was worth hanging around long enough for a fucking introduction. Wouldn't be the first person I met trying to scam people with the title though.

If you see her before I do flag me down immediately.

[beatupgrass]

Yeah, I'll just immediately drop you a text saying "Hey, Sanzo, your hooker impostor is here again."

I think she really thinks she could beat you up.

[smithandwesson]

Perfect.

And I'd like to see her try. I'm not the type to hold back on a woman so she better be ready if she actually wants to bring fists into this.

[beatupgrass]

Oh I'm gettin' snacks and watching this shit go down.

[smithandwesson]

... Why do I feel like you're getting some sick sense of amusement from the thought of me smacking this girl around? What kind of sicko are you?

[beatupgrass]

Oh no, dude. I'm getting a sick sense of amusement from imagining the broad smacking you around.

[smithandwesson]

Wow, way to encourage me to try and beat up girls all the more. You’re a fucking sadist you know that?

So what, she like the rest of the losers in this world with overpowered super abilities?

[beatupgrass]

I've been told that.

I dunno, but probably. There's a lot of 'em. I'm still pissed about that bastard who can screw with gravity.

[smithandwesson]

Fucking Hell. Of course there's some asshole out there that can screw with gravity.

[Maybe he's the one who fucked things up back during that time in the mess hall? Definitely suspect number one in Sanzo's eyes.]

Fate really likes to fuck with those of us who ain't got nothing but the guns on our hips. If anything I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky that we even have those.

[Now if only he could get his scripture back.]