[No way. He doesn't believe you. Not at all. Not with how he feels right now. All sensitive and fuzzy and, wow what warm water, it feels kind of nice when it brushes around your body huh? Perhaps if he continued to just float round a bit and let the water caress him?

Ah!

Nope! No no no! Something is definitely wrong!]

Despite what you say something is definitely wrong! I mean, don't you feel it? Like everything's more... soft, then usual?

[Soft wasn't the right word... Delicate? Sensitive?]